Are you one of these people that don’t travel but breeze through airports and train stations? Yes? Then please do let me know how you do this. Spending several days each year at airports, carrying around luggage that is twice my bodyweight I would clearly need some advice. Every time I end up looking fabulously desperate, sweating and with a body covered in bruises plus some broken nails. And each time there’s women passing me by on high heels, with newly coiffed hair and tiny tiny very stylish bags. I don’t understand, or more I can’t do it. Putting make-up on or dressing up for travel would make me feel like a circus clown. Especially since I would end up looking like one after the travel, think mascara smeared down the eyes and lipstick across the cheeks. On another note, how does one juggle suitcases when wearing Louboutins?!

Alexander McQueen for Samsonite

My personal favourtite – travel zoo. I’m a dork.

Vintage style suitcases